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*stoners live stoners die but in the end they all get high!!!
*if at first u don't succeed find a friend with better weed
*sex drugs rock-n-roll speed weed birth control life sucks when u die fuck this world lets all get high
*abclsd gummie bears r chasing me one is pink one is blue one just ate my fuckin shoe
*party hard rock-n-roll drink a keg smoke a bowl we r stoners we have class give a shit and we'll kick your ass all u jocks who think your great all u do is masterbate all u preps who thinks your cool fuck u all stoners rule.
*sex is like pringles once u pop you can't stop
*god loves stupid people. that's y he made so many
*children in the dark cause accidents, sccidents in the dark cause children
*it's not the size of the boat, it's the mothion in the ocean.
*i might not be fred flintstone, ut i can sure make your bedrock.
*luvs a sensation caused by temtation. s guy stixs his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population for the next generation-do u understand my explanation or do u need a demonstration
*a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your mouth some exercise
*don't drink and drive u might hit a bump and spill your beer
*if guys had their period they'd probaly brag about the size of their tampons
** sorry if i can't spell very good**
*penis breath a lover's it's what u get when u give head unpleasant as it tends to be be greatful that he doesn't pee it's times like this u wounder y u bother reaching for his fly but it is to late can't be a tease except the fact get on your knees u know you've got a job to do so open whide and shove it through like the tip then take it all don'tdrag your teeth or he might boul slide up and down and use your tongue and feel the precun start to run your jaw it aches your neck is numb so when the fuck is he gonna cum just when you can't take it anymore u hear your lover's mighty roar and when he hits that really high note you feel it oozing down your throat salty, fishy, sticky stuff ok already thats enough let's switch u say before u gag and what revenge your on the rag
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